I was stalling as long as I could, but I finally had to come out....and after watching the olympics, I decided to come out in world record time....20 minutes flat! Here I am!
Born at 5:50 PM on August 25th, 6 pounds 13 ounces
Before we head to the hospital: Mom and Dad Before: 2 minutes into this world! Looking at Mama: Yes, I am a Texas Fan:
It has come to my attention that I will only be in my little amniotic studio apartment for so long, so I have demanded that my quarters be made up to my standards. See below, I think Mom did a pretty good job:
That's right....another girl will be joining the Duncan clan! I think Dad is concerned that he is getting outnumbered with ladies at the house, but I assured him that I would be happy to watch all the football games with him in exchange for him giving me anything that I ask for. Seems like a fair trade. See some of my new photos below:
I have a great future ahead of me making copies of my fanny at the company Christmas party! Don't I have a cute face:
Though my body is still developing, through (consistent) repetition I can make out the sounds of Daddy complaining about all the painting and toilet repair he has to do. Thus, I have been working out in the womb so that I am ready to contribute as soon as I am out of here. As seen above, I am working my triceps. Don't worry Dad, I will loosen that rusted bolt for you (you wuss).
Here is my first photo. The lighting was really poor in there, so I'm not sure you can tell it is me. Please keep in mind that the camera adds 10 milligrams.