Snap, Crackle, Slop

Today I tried a little rice cereal. Apparently I am not plump enough for Mom and Dad, so they have decided to give me even more to eat.

OK, I'm ready to go...why do I need such a big Bib?
This does NOT look like a bottle to me.
Wait, what did you say was in this?Hmmm....Full-bodied, soft except for an astringent tightening at the end, on the whole smooth and innocuous.
I likes it, I likes it!
I think you left some on the tray there Mom, let me help you out.
Oh THIS is why I need such a big Bib.